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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}
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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
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