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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}

{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

{"type":"general","setup":"What is the tallest building in the world?","punchline":"The library, it’s got the most stories!","id":248}

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{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}

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