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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}

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