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Talia Or is an Israeli-born operatic and concert soprano based in Germany. Her repertoire ranges from concert and lied to contemporary music. She is a lecturer on singing at Musikhochschule München.
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A crime scene getaway is the act of departing from the location where one has committed a crime. It is an act that the offender(s) may or may not have planned in detail, resulting in a variety of outcomes. A crime scene is the \"location of a crime; especially one at which forensic evidence is collected in a controlled manner.\" The \"getaway\" is any escape by a perpetrator from that scene, which may have been witnessed by eyewitnesses or law enforcement.
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