{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
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{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
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Mehmet Batdal is a Turkish professional footballer who plays as a forward.
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{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a careful wolf?","punchline":"Aware wolf.","id":194}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
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