Vermont Technical College was a public technical college in Vermont. Its main residential campuses were located in Randolph Center and Williston. In addition, there were regional campuses distance sites, and nursing campuses in locations throughout the state.
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Afindi Yati bin Tuah is a Bruneian former footballer who played as a forward. He was a journeyman in Brunei football, having appeared for eight Bruneian clubs in addition to the Brunei representative team that were playing in the Malaysian Liga Perdana 2 from 2001 to 2004.
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Nicholas Ernest de Firmian is an American chess player who received the FIDE title of Grandmaster (GM) in 1985. He is a three-time U.S. chess champion, winning in 1987, 1995, and 1998. He also tied for first in 2002, but Larry Christiansen won the playoff. He is also a chess writer, most famous for his work in writing the 13th, 14th, and 15th editions of the important chess opening treatise Modern Chess Openings. He was born in Fresno, California.
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